Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Progress Update #1



Nee hǎu


Well, today is week 8 of the Jet Li tribute and so far, things are going well. I haven't missed a movie, I've maintained my snacks of spring rolls with Pepsi, and my Jet Li t-shirt is looking great as always!


However, me being me, I haven't been able to maintain my bLog about this adventure. Well, rest assured I have not forgotten about my online fans! Hopefully I will be able to start writing about this journey and get you all caught up in the next few weeks - there is much to share and some great kung fu to discuss.


Until then, know that I will in a few hours I will be sitting in front of my television with a big cup of cold Pepsi, some spring rolls fresh from the oven, and Jet Li beating up American criminals so much they follow him around, begging to become his students.


Gosh I am looking forward to watching The Master again tonight!


Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Welcome (Again!) to the Temple of Jet Li

Last year I had a plan: to watch and enjoy the works of Jet Li in chronological order once a week for 52 weeks. It was a good plan.

Alas, I failed at this plan.

I wasn't able to source a copy of one of the documentaries in time, and thus my whole idea spun out of control. No meditation was able to put my Chi at ease. Thus, the plan was placed on hold. But during that period of inaction, I explored my options and worked to make this work. And now I have a new plan.

And this time, it is better than the last plan!

Which probably means I'll fail even more miserably than last time - but that could be part of the fun. Other than a shrine to Jet Li and his universally destructive awesomeness, this website could just end up being a testament to my commitment to failure! Either way, I'm here and I am going to make this work.

So today being Jet Li's 53rd birthday, I will now start watching 53 weeks of his wonderful works as follows:

  • Shaolin Temple
  • Kids From Shaolin
  • This is Kung Fu
  • Martial Arts of Shaolin
  • Born to Defend
  • Dragons of the Orient
  • Dragon Fight
  • The Master
  • Once Upon a Time in China
  • Once Upon a Time in China II
  • Swordsman II
  • Tai Chi Master
  • Fong Sai Yuk
  • Fong Sai Yuk II
  • Kung Fu Cult Master
  • Last Hero in China
  • Once Upon a Time in China III
  • Shaolin Kung Fu
  • The Bodyguard from Beijing
  • Fist of Legend
  • The New Legend of Shaolin
  • High Risk
  • My Father Is a Hero
  • Black Mask
  • Dr. Wai in "The Scripture with No Words"
  • Once Upon a Time in China and America
  • Hitman
  • Lethal Weapon 4
  • Lee-Thal Weapon
  • Romeo Must Die
  • The One
  • Kiss of the Dragon
  • Modern Warriors
  • Hero
  • Cause: The Making of Hero
  • Cradle 2 the Grave
  • Jet Li: Rise to Honor (PS2 Video Game)
  • Unleashed
  • Fearless
  • The Warlords
  • War
  • The Forbidden Kingdom
  • The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
  • The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (PS2 Video Game)
  • The Founding of a Republic
  • Ocean Heaven
  • The Expendables
  • The Sorcerer and the White Snake
  • Flying Swords of Dragon Gate
  • The Expendables 2
  • Badges of Fury
  • The Expendables 3
  • Fengshen Bang



The delay in my plan has actually resulted in many things working out for the better: the release of Fengshen Bang was pushed back to October this year, so it would not have been released in time to make the schedule, adding The Mummy video game to make 53 makes a lot of sense, and I've since not only purchased a region A blu-ray player for some of these titles, but also the majority of this collection in general. Plus Born to Defence has been added to Netflix - uncut and in the original language - so I won't even need to worry about messing around with the aspect ratio on my DVD for that one.

So let's do this!

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Pre-Marathon Progress Report #3

Six more DVDs arrived today - including A Grand Collection of The Shaolin Temple (The Shaolin Temple and Kids From Shaolin in a fancy slipcase). Awesomeness.

Things are shaping up nicely.

Now less than 9 weeks until start time...

Monday, February 16, 2015

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Pre-Marathon Progress Report #1

As a warm-up to this great event, I watched Hitman tonight. Such a great movie; I enjoy the comedy elements of Honk Kong action films such as this.

Made some more orders with my pay this week and toying with picking up a blu-ray player with multi-region capabilities, as it would mean blu-ray copies of The Master, Dr Wai and The Warlords. The Warlords is awesome and I think it would be worthwhile to have the full uncut version in glorious HD (as opposed to heavily edited UK DVD I currently own). Dr Wai and The Master aren't as important, but they would no doubt look better than any DVD version available.

Still holding out hope I can find a Mei-Ah anamorphic release of Shaolin Temple. If anyone is able to help a brother out and point me in the right direction, it would be greatly appreciated.

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Welcome to the Temple of Jet Li

The mission of this website is to chronicle the adventures of Jet Li as he battles humans across Earth. Sometimes they are bad, sometimes they are good. Sometimes they are different versions of himself. But it is always exciting.

My goal is watch each Jet Li film in chronological order, one per week beginning April 26 2015 (Jet Li's 52nd birthday), then do a bit of a write up here. However, since there is not quite 52 films I will also include documentaries and the video game, Rise to Honour. So 52 Jet Li works over 52 weeks to celebrate his 52nd birthday.

For the films, I plan on sourcing the most complete versions possible, so hopefully this site can act as a resource not just for reviews, but also anyone looking to get the best DVD or blu-ray of a particular film from the extensive Jet Li catalogue.

Welcome!